uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

by countfaula November 4, 2013

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

Uncle bod

Similar to the dad bod but in slightly better physical shape

Meh, dad boss are cool and all but what I'm really looking for is an uncle bod.

by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015

Estranged Uncle

A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.

Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".

"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."

or

On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.

by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009