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Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe
Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji
by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 2, 2019
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lucky uncle

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.
by countfaula November 4, 2013
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The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011
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Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019
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Playground Uncle

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
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Uncle bod

Similar to the dad bod but in slightly better physical shape
Meh, dad boss are cool and all but what I'm really looking for is an uncle bod.
by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015
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play uncle

Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"
Come over and meet my play uncle--he's been around since I was 5
by Fandelaspalabras February 7, 2019
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