polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 29, 2008

Irate Turk

a dreamboat with a tight vagina.

"I want to fuck your sister"

"She's no IRATE TURK"

by I itch THERE January 18, 2003

Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

turk

A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles in the middle of the desert.

Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym.

Also see: turk slut

"Oh man, look at those DAK turks go, I wish I had a turk-slut for my own."

by Tom Larken August 23, 2005

turka

the act of masterbating wildly, also know as turka turka

hey dude ill call you back i think im about to turka right now!!!

by thriller tiller September 26, 2006

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Turdsworth

1. A person who is of equal or less importance to a turd.
2. A person who smells like shit
3. Asians
4. A person who steps in shit

' Ha! you fucking turdsworth '
' Jon, your a turdsworth '

Rob: 'Oi Jon, i heard your mom stepped in shit'
Jon: 'Yeah she did'
Rob: 'Turdsworth'

by The.Angry.Dwarf December 2, 2009