TRISTAN

Tristan is a mf who loves edging so God damn much he never stops edging

Hey you see tristan?
Yea he's edging rn

by Tangerineeee November 20, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy who can make you smile with just one look. He has the prettiest eyes and it feels like the most amazing honor in the world when he looks into your eyes with his. He’s very thoughtful and attentive even when you might think he’s not listening or noticing but he always does. A supportive and loyal friend he always knows how to make you laugh. He’s a music lover and is always good to have on aux. You’re lucky if you know a Tristan.

“do you know this Tristan guy?”
“Well yeah, everyone loves Tristan!”

by Garlicbreadlover3 December 17, 2023

Tristan

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

by Personvr February 17, 2024

tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

tristan

never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊

DONT date a tristan u will regret it

by brooklynn :) April 11, 2024

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024