Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 05, 2019

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flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.

Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.

by falanges123 December 18, 2009

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When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

by DumbNFat February 04, 2025

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When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 14, 2019

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When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

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When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 04, 2019

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To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 18, 2024

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