did you hear about Leslie!? last weekend she was railing the main vain on a cruise ship and now shes married to a 65 year old millionaire.
by Jerry Himself August 2, 2017

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022

by MrSleezyRail May 6, 2021

by SpaceNoscoper479 July 10, 2024

An upgraded version of a Lead Rack, where the line of pencil shavings is stretched out to the full length of a Hermitage desk. Only the boldest (or dumbest) go for the Led Rail, risking a nostril full of graphite and a brain full of regret.
"Reckon you can handle a Led Rail, mate? That Hermitage desk is a metre long—hope your nose is up for it."
by FlapSlapper1998 February 20, 2025

by ksux August 6, 2025

Who knows. what even is a rail splitter. They peaked when they had Emoni and haven’t been relevant since. They gon be an easy W and they are currently the worst team in the SEC. A rail splitter is the type of team you drop 50+ on with your eyes closed.
by Huronstudentsection2024 September 13, 2023
