church doors

when a woman's outer labia completely conceal her inner labia and clit.

I was fuckin' this bitch last night with some church doors.

by juggalette juliet January 19, 2009

church on the move

If a cuz yells church on the move you gotta drop every thing and go.

I saw one of my ex's while in the club with my homies and yelled church on the move

from snoop's fatherhood

by Karlea January 13, 2008

church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Church Gas

Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.

1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!

2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.

by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019

Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

church whore

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.

The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019