Tube Tugger

A guy who has an extremely small penis and desperatly "tuggs" on his to make it bigger.

Eric McDowel is such a tube tugger, I herd his mom walked in on him tube tugging it.

by Arangatang nipples February 17, 2006

meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 16, 2010

skin tube

Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.

Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"

by wiggum_P.I March 23, 2004

clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.

"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"

by Watershellin June 25, 2008

Tube Kid

A tube kid could be a boy or girl, usually in their teenage years but sometimes well into early 20's and even beginning around the age of 11, who goes to public park, usually at night, to participate in sexual acts with one or more persons, because that person would be unable to do at any other location, such as one's house.
The term "Tube Kids" comes from teenagers who do sexual things in the big, plastic tubes that little kids crawl through and bigger kids climb on top of.

Joe: Yea guys, so I was walking Donna home last night, and as we passed the park, I heard some weird sounds and heavy breathing. I have no idea what it could've been.

Dan: Dude! Those were 'prolly tube kids!

by NoFace42 April 23, 2009

ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017