Christmas Cheeks

A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.

This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.

"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."

by duffystl August 15, 2009

Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.

Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”

by Fasters December 13, 2022

Christmas day

Christmas day is the perfect day to have your first kiss!!

Girl: “It’s Christmas day! I hope I get my first kiss!!”

by lc_s December 24, 2020

Christmas Cruises

What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.

Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.

by Dnakfbalf June 10, 2018

Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010