Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
Get the Chimp on your shouldermug. by Yaintfinnacap January 9, 2021
Get the Head and Shouldersmug. by Ryolu April 30, 2023
Get the Lost My Left Shouldermug. Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.
When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.
Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.
Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.
by FilthySteve June 2, 2019
Get the shoulder buttmug. A chick hits the split on the dick does a backflip headbutts your dick then sucks you off does another backflip and jumpes on your shoulder and you eat her until she cums
by Jquellen January 24, 2017
Get the Over the shoulder pussy popmug. The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.
by Emmeresident April 23, 2024
Get the Shoulderedmug. friend zoned by a guy as a girl. He doesn't want to seek a relationship with a girl who is interested in him
Daphne: Hey Fred! You want to hang out later tonight
Fred: Nah, sorry I got plans with someone else.
Velma: Damn, Daphne got the bro shoulder from Fred
Fred: Nah, sorry I got plans with someone else.
Velma: Damn, Daphne got the bro shoulder from Fred
by SapShikari February 16, 2021
Get the bro shouldermug.