cat

meow

bob: hey what is a cat

me: meow

by a fake cat November 15, 2016

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

CATS

Catch A Thick Shit

Give me a few minutes, I need to cats.

by Stan Singh March 29, 2019

Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up cat? You should know what a cat is your retard.

Cats, seriously? You retard

by Liv Baker March 5, 2019

Cat

Cat (noun): A loving companion that will stick by you side and always be there for you.

Cat (use): an animal to store your AirPods inside of one of their holes

Noun: awww, I love my cat

Use: ya I don’t bother keeping my AirPods in my pocket, I just use my cat

by Howdy bot 2000 March 12, 2019

Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!

by catboi420 December 4, 2018