Terrorist

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.

Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Emotional Terrorist

A person who deliberately causes emotional distress on someone close to them, like a childhood friend, coworker or sibling.

Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.

BS: *in baby voice* I don't think you should move away, there was a bear attack there once, and long drives are unhealthy, and...and... could we talk about this later, I have so many things to tell you why this is a terrible decision.

Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.

BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.

Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 February 11, 2026