by jizzy man yay cum April 29, 2024
A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode January 05, 2018
by Terrell Mays February 21, 2016
Tanner Callaghan is a semi famous Car tiktok content creator. He posts funny/Relatable videos on the app. He currently has over 20 Million views along with 53k followers and over 1 Million likes
by Jacob Sleyvens March 27, 2021
by xPe7ey September 19, 2021
This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.
by PartyMonster3947 December 22, 2013