Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Tampon

Someone who is a crybaby at work

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon

by Nublife March 24, 2023

tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.

Did you see that woods is tamponing again.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Timmy the tammpy tampon

Timmy is a boy who is a homosexual who plays Genshin and honkai star tail all day, he somehow pulled a magnificent woman despite his homosexual tendencies. He has a sibling who, is I, neo, who has created this definition for him.

“Tommy is a used tampon.”
“Timmy the tammpy tampon come over here you’re needed inside!”

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023