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trufflehuffer

A man, typically in the age group of 34-119, with yellow eyes and brown hair who enjoys the act of stealing truffles from young children and placing them in his pockets to melt. Once melted, your typical trufflehuffer will place said melted truffles in a humidifier with two parts peppermint extract, and one part chocolate milk, then proceeds to huff this magic truffle juice until Santa's elves dance around him.
Guy 1: Bro, guess what I found at home last night?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This dirty trufflehuffer locked my kid in his room and stole his truffles! He truffle huffed my entire bathroom!

Officer: Okay kid, tell me what happened?
Kid : I--I was walking through the field when this man came, he stole my truffles.
Officer: What did he look like?
Kid: He was somewhere around 34-119 years old, yellow eyes, brown hair.
Officer: Damn, we've got a trufflehuffer on the loose.
by Carson4Plate2017 August 30, 2017
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Truffled

The feeling when you get high, you feel fluffy, soft and warm. But you're definitely high af
Man, that blunt has me truffled
by White cockatoo December 4, 2020
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Trufflebust

A sexual act in which one partner insert magic mushrooms in the other's anus, then proceeds to smash them up inside as they perform anal sex until the partner is reaching a psychedelic peak.
Richard and Randy went on a pleasant hike in the woods before deciding to trufflebust and really bask in the beauty of nature.
by neergykoops November 4, 2021
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Trufflebutterfinger

When you digitally penetrate after you cum during anal sex.
She had to go to the doctor after I gave her a double trufflebutterfinger last night.
by digitech December 25, 2021
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truffled

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)
I went to lunch and was truffled.
by charie andmfksmd June 30, 2023
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Truffled

When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.
The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.

My dog Truffled me last night.
by Riddler3 January 13, 2024
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truffledogging

truffledogging (verb)

1. Human Edition: The art of digging through the same junk pile, drawer, or bag over and over again, convinced the thing you lost must be there, only to find everything but what you're looking for. Inevitably, the lost item resurfaces three days later in plain sight, mocking you.

2. Dog Edition: When your dog goes full chaotic archaeologist, tearing through blankets, pillows, and pile of laundry, launching objects into orbit, all in pursuit of crumbs, forgotten toys, or literally nothing. Bonus points if they leave a scene of pure devastation.

Example: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."

Origins: Combines “truffle hunting” (thanks, pigs) with “dogging” (thanks, chaos). Together, they form a perfect storm of fruitless effort and glorious mess.

Submitted by Melissa, professional truffledogger
Example 1: "Spent 45 minutes truffledogging through my backpack for my wallet. Found gum, a fork, and the will to live. No wallet."

Example 2: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."
by MistycMissy-Muse January 9, 2025
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