An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.
- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007
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Our gym teacher is a TILF
by Haxxxess December 4, 2004
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Always always male and often known to be 'skuxx'
Someone named thilina originates from the island of sri lanka and usually atracts many of the female gender.
Species of the male gender are known to be jealous of the Thilina species. This male can be found wearing skinny jeans and likes to 'jerk'
Someone known as Thilina finds he has a sister named Hasini.
Someone named thilina originates from the island of sri lanka and usually atracts many of the female gender.
Species of the male gender are known to be jealous of the Thilina species. This male can be found wearing skinny jeans and likes to 'jerk'
Someone known as Thilina finds he has a sister named Hasini.
a person named hasini has a conversation with a person named Thilina...:
H: Hey
T: Harro!
H: Wuu2?
T: Jerking. (y)
haha (:
H: Hey
T: Harro!
H: Wuu2?
T: Jerking. (y)
haha (:
by hasini weeni... August 14, 2010
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Get the thinfection mug.1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
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