lamp

laughing at my problems

person 1: i’m lamping

person 2: same

by najna November 20, 2020

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another September 14, 2008

lamp

A incredibly hot and talented woman called lauren jauregui

I AM LAMP!!!

by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021

Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva May 22, 2018

Lamp

A miss spelt way of saying lmao

Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"

Person 2: "Lamp"

by Silvx April 18, 2021

Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024