complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
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