taff

The act of stating "that's all folks" to a certain individual when a story reaches a point of boredom for the opposite side.

Person 1: So I went to the store and bought lemons, peppers, grapes, oranges, and tampons. It was super fun but then the cashier was all 'hey why are you staring at my name tag?' and i just laughed in her face.....

Person 2: (yawns)

Person 1: and.....THATS ALL FOLKS!

Person 2: (awakened) What?

Person 1: You've just been taffed.

by wasabiqueen22 June 18, 2010

Laffy Taffy

New code name for marijauna. Frequently used because terms like mary jane, reefer, trees, rabbits, kelp, grass and so forth are easily recognized. With this term you can talk about it anywhere at anytime.
Also appropriately named after the common candy made by Wonka.

A. OMG Laffy Taffy is amazing
Teacher. Ah it never excited me.
A. OH it will once you try it.
^notice how that converstaion can be easily miscontruyed.
or
A. Hey man I just got some laffy taffy.
B. Great, we'll have to do it up tonight.

by Shannon6 November 23, 2007

taffel

when you scream extreme insults then you realise its the wrong person

1."ohh go beetleclip someone you dyke"
2."what you on about you cock"
1."dang that was embarrsing im such a taffel"

by daniel stockdale April 19, 2008

Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy is the extra cum you shake off your penis onto the girl's face after she sucks your dick.

Bitch, take that laffy taffy down!

by VannyLovesBoobs April 27, 2006

salt water taffy

A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.

Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!

by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009

laffy taffy

a girl with a phat ass. usually refering to girls.

girl shake that laffy taffy.

by L.W April 13, 2006

Taff

taff isnt my mate he just hangs around tololi.

damn it tololi

by piss off September 9, 2003