slampig

gia adams

diked out haircut

by anon January 17, 2004

Samp

A general user insult. see TWW, brentroad.com origin?, wordsampfag/word

STFU, you pansy-ass samp.

by martyr April 7, 2003

Pre-Teen Slampig

It is a word used to describe 7th-11th grade girls, "slutty girls" only men can call a girl this

All Freshmen are pre-teen slampigs.

by Maty F September 17, 2010

Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc

Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.

by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016

slampiece

A guy/girl who you use for their sofa and microwave and call your FBO boyfriend/girlfriend even though they ain't never getting none but would potentially be amazing in bed.

Alex H. is my slampiece.

by Alex's Slampiece Fo Sho October 6, 2010

Slampig

A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.

I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.

by SlapnutzMcgee October 18, 2008

Slampig

(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.

Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.

by pbrevival January 20, 2009