Single-ism

The religion of being single, being awesome and being a sleeze 24-7, 365.

Catholics have Catholicism, the awesome singles have Single-ism

by J.A.K November 22, 2009

Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.

I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest

by Jet-a March 3, 2011

Single slurp

When performing oral sex on a man, and your mouth goes down and up ONCE, and the male climaxes instantly.

"We have a down-up situation, he is a single slurp!"

by SSLS Mouth Magicians July 3, 2011

single with benefits

not in a committed relationship but still getting action

She's single...
Yeah, but she ain't lonely! She's single with benefits!

by the m. April 20, 2013

Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

Single

Me...

"I'm single! A single Pringle! I'm proud of it. I don't need anyone! Hah!" (goes to cry)

by cutecurtainbangs:) April 8, 2022

maxi-single

A collection of precisely three recorded songs on audio media (MP3, CD, cassette tape, etc.).

The rock band, Editors, released a CD maxi-single for their song "Blood", which includes the songs ...

by Potty Mouth November 11, 2005