Sandy Pumpkin

The act of having sex on the beach

Bro Johnathan totally had a sandy pumpkin with Sally yesterday

by Memyaelf September 8, 2019

Scandalousity

Scandalousity is just a longer and sassier way of saying scandalous. It gives a better understanding that you are not taking the situation seriously. (It can also be used to replace the word scandal)

" I heard the teacher has been sleeping with her students"
" oh my gosh *gasps* the scandalousity"

by Thescandalousityqueen June 16, 2019

Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

by Th517874 July 1, 2019

Sandy balls

Asks girls to dance but doesn't know how to dance, lives in Panama village
will throw your phone in the water, favorite thing to say "si qUEmA"

Omg Sandy balls asked me to practice dancing again...que asco

by Tallassbeaner May 1, 2020

Sandy Smirnoff

a really dry twisty hand job given at the beach, usually involving sand.

Dude why are you walking around funny?

I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.

by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

sandyaism

A cult made for the most superior woman to walk amongst us mortals.

I dedicate my life to Sandyaism. It’s only the most correct thing to do.

by sandyaism follower October 22, 2020