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Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
Sage Heald is a wanksta
by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020
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Jump Sage Day

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER
by Kenasha December 24, 2021
mugGet the Jump Sage Daymug.

7.62 Sage

ay you heard what 7.62 sage said?

oh yea hes a goat
by The Darkest knight September 17, 2022
mugGet the 7.62 Sagemug.

sagee

sagee is a hebrew name for some one who is very wide but short, he is funny

and loves trolling and basketball.
sagee is great!
by bigdada2eds June 7, 2022
mugGet the sageemug.

Sage

Mature old elderly little lad, usually British, that comforts you when you are sad.

Steals their friends food with no remorse

Role model for his son
I wish sage was my boyfriend
by Ratgirl66721 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Sagemug.

Sage

Oh god is that sage I can see that nose from here”
by RypSlayer September 8, 2022
mugGet the Sagemug.

Advent Sage

A Smexy Founder of Advent Region
I wanna fuck Advent Sage SOOOO BADDD
by Advent CBANDZZZ June 24, 2021
mugGet the Advent Sagemug.

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