The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 04, 2023
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smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.
Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!
by Chrisper April 07, 2016
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Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty
by Lilmamachick August 18, 2018
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Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
by Dr.DoubleButt October 01, 2021
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Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.
Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"
by craigellachie March 02, 2022
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Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches
by V Priest August 24, 2018
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