Smashing Day

Typically occurs on October 30th, the night before Halloween in North America.

Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.

"Hide the kids' pumpkins George..today is Smashing Day!"

by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008

smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011