smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 09, 2011

Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 20, 2021

Anger smash

Breaking anything in a fury of rage.

Man tommy anger smashed his computer

Last night 'cause the thing locked up on him.

by Avp1111 May 25, 2011

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

Dino Smashing

When your hitting so hard you yell like a dino!

Girl 1: Omg so like last night my bf was F^&_)ing me so hard he screamed like a T-Rex!

Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?

by Taylor Tee June 02, 2009

Berta Smash

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

by V Sizzy March 31, 2011