Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 07, 2010

defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr 🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿👿

by MilkLizard October 09, 2021

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 14, 2018

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 09, 2011

Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 20, 2021

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021