Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

by L.E. Lisa February 18, 2005

Simp bucks

The modern brownie points

For simps

Bob: Alice I brought you flowers and made your laundry
Alice: that'll get you some simp bucks. Nerd

by TCPizza June 16, 2020

Simp

A term used by incels or 12-year-old gamers who think that men can’t compliment, admire or do anything for a woman for the sake of being kind.

John: Wow, Sarah looks beautiful.

Adam: You’re a simp.

John: I’m just being nice-

Adam: SIMP!

by KingCrumb March 23, 2020

Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006

Simpson Twins

Jessica Simpson's breasts.

The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra September 3, 2005

simpsons reference

Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.

This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.

Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"

Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"

by ACG2x December 2, 2004

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

A man who puts bros before hoes.

Ash and Shaun are major simps.

by Owomydude May 25, 2020