Recessionapathy

The feeling of disengagement from the whole global economic situation and any related news. A refusal to feel any emotion about the economic downturn, typically brought about by excessive media bombardment and dullards inventing new terminology to describe circumstances that are not new to mankind (e.g. 'credit crunch'). Some genuine economic-psychology experts suggest this mental malaise is the apporiate and normal response to a recession beyond the initial exciting roller coaster downward dip of the economic curve. Whatever - it's all boring economic talk and there's a repeated episode of CSI I have only watched once before so I'm quite excited about that and cannot spare the mental energy to contemplate anything fiscal.

Spectacle wearing dull dude: "I'm concerned about what this means for mortgage rates in the longer term."

Pretend normal person: "Mmmm me too - it is a worry."

Recessionapathetic dude: "ehh? what's that? sorry I was day dreaming about putting a cat in a wheelie bin"

Spectacle guy: "Your recessionapathy appalls me"

by SpunkedUp August 26, 2010

Recessiondenial

Where an individual deliberately refuses to acknowledge that there is a recession or that they are affected by it, often in order to imply they are less affected by the recession than they actually are. Fundamentally a form of braggery and designed to irriate other people whilst elevating one's own percieved status. It has been suggested that some sections of society are so poor as to be in "Inadvertant Recessiondenial" as they have no income and things are actually cheaper in a recession so they are actually marginally better off. Some political economists suggest that as the recession deepens more and more of society will find themselves in this later position and we will enter a period of impoverished utopia.

Average guy in the street: "Look at X he's such a tosser, he's got a new Kia Spazmo, is going on holiday to PapArse and is wearing a new pair of designer jeans that he paid full price for."
Mate: "What a frickin' prat - he's in total Recessiondenial."
Average: Yeh and you just know he argues with his wife about money in private and they don't eat properly."
Recessiondenial Man: "Hey guys - it's hot - Wanna sit in my new car on the drive with the engine running and the air con on - we can listen to one of my new CDs"

by SpunkedUp August 26, 2010

Reckershay

The result or outcome of an action.

This is not good or right for the hands that work there butts off , The reckershay may be devastating.

by Goat Lovers January 18, 2011

Recessionalize

to slowly recover from the downfall of the economy, due to lack of leadership in the US.

He was able to recessionalize after he started his new job.

by LnDM May 30, 2011

Recklein

Half bear, half man, half pig that doesn't like sweets and alll destruction. Recklein is a destructive blur of red and orange polka dots. Filled with rage this character is not to be trifled with. The best method to soothe a Recklein is to offer babies and chips with dip as ritual. (note: bears are on the brink extinction due to the fact this is a delicacy to Reckleins.)

1) The tornado hit the trailor park but the Recklein did most of the damage.

2) The village people would give the first born of every month as tribute to the local Recklein to appease him.

by Blak3 Plague June 16, 2013

Reckoners

A large group of people spread throughout multiple states and cities that started originally in Virginia. Known for fighting and other dangerous activity. Reports of missing people have been rumored to be linked to them. They have a separate division of their group that is known to only want good for the people they come across and their friends, started by a group of kids now led by troublesome adults.

There Reckoners have a new fight club down the street, wanna check it out?

by Ttreckonershisd February 13, 2017

RecSperm

Sperm for fun. Not babies or business.

I'm not trying to start a family. Just want to drop some RecSperm in that girl.

by Steve & Ericca February 15, 2017