Reverse Robot Cowgirl

When the girl puts her legs up and then on the ground

This chick Alie let me go reverse robot cowgirl on her last night

by Aliesdaddy312 November 12, 2020

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

hes a Robot

hes a machine that boy hes a machine !

hes a Robot

by 201HH November 25, 2020

Robot

the thing that is going to take over us soon

Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?

by Nyan dog May 22, 2020

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Robot

Pornstars

Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives

by Fucking commies September 11, 2020

ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.

I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.

by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020