panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 10, 2004

Mech Quest

A mecha version of the famous Adventure Quest. While this game may seem interesting at first, it soon becomes repetitive. Instead of actually having fun and unique updates, they usually just have a lot of stupid shit.

Mech Quest team: "Heya folks! doooooooooom!! Were going to give you this really AWESOME update!! your going to have to kill monsters/mechas and then face a boss!!! then we give you some EPIC arms and shoulders!!!"

stupid 8 year old: OMFG YAAAAAY!!

Normal sane person: "Wait a second, how come all the updates have us killing 5-10 people then slaying a boss for rewards? And how come the arms and shoulders are at like, level 30+? That seems a bit high."

Stupid 8 year old: STFU BITCH! GTFO my MECHQUEST!!!!!1111

Normal sane person: Gladly.

by Sanderpower August 19, 2011

The Ultimate Question

The Ultimate Question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. The reason for this is because every person is different and every person's Ultimate Question is, subsequently, different.Every person has a diffrent Ultimate Question but i supposed if you asked God "What is the Ultimate Question?" by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. So if somebody does figure out the REAL Ultimate Question we would never know because we would all be dead.

Person A: "What is the Ultimate Question?"
Person B: "its 'On Which day of the month is everything free?'"

OR
Person B:"It's the one you just asked."

by Deep Thought 2.0 December 6, 2010

Question Master

The assignment to discretely ask questions to apposing players in the drinking game kings that is assigned when a Queen is drawn. If the question is responded to with anything but a question, a drink is taken by the unfortunate victim.

I drew a Queen, what does that mean?

It means your the Question Master, you have to ask people questions and if they answer then they have to drink.

Take a drink....bitch.

by JayRose July 25, 2011

one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.

One question lady is a very odd woman.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

yes or yes question

A yes or no question that is asked knowing or expecting the answer to be yes.

(asking a yes or yes question)

Sammy- "Teresa, could you pass the salt?"

Teresa- "Yes, of course"

by hahahahahaecrouch October 2, 2009

Million Dollar Question

An important question asked by someone who needs an answer to something. One million dollars isn't actually awarded.

Dad: The million dollar question is: Does anybody have the time?
John: It's 3 o'clock.
Dad: Thanks. You get a cookie.

by cookiemunsters August 6, 2012