putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things

Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"

by rirenel June 19, 2019

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.

"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"

by Fat60yearoldNigeriansexkiller April 21, 2019

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Puttapoom

If you meet a Puttapoom you will probably not like him.He will be a GREAT wrestler so do not go too close to him or else he might take to the ground.but there is always going to be a secret about him.
Fun Fact:one Puttapoom in the world likes a girl named Zoe!
Puttapoom is a really romantic boy.

Someone:Hi Puttapoom
Puttapoom:(wrestles her/he)

by Alone girl September 17, 2020

Puttapoom

If you meet a Puttapoom he will probably wrestle you down to the ground. Puttapoom will also have a crush on a girl named Zoe.He will have a little sister.
Fun Fact : He very cringy and quirky 😂

Someone:ByeBye (laughs hardly)
Puttapoom:wrestles them

by Alone girl September 21, 2020

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020