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polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock
by Piddlecak September 18, 2017
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polish trailer

When someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person's ass.
"Bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if Big Jim had stopped, Bill would have been a Polish Trailer."

"See Jennifer over there? I bet she doesn't know Dave is her Polish Trailer!"

Polish trailersuckup brown noser
by wade886 April 1, 2016
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Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
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Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 4, 2021
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Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher
by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010
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Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.
Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017
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polish liver

polish liver
A person with a polish liver can withstand a huge amount of alcohol and that is almost invincible
Guy 1:,,Have you heard that drove with 50 percent alcohol blood level?"
Guy 2:,,Damn that dude must have had a polish liver!"
by AsGemiro November 27, 2021
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