ponderize

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

Koi Ponded

To be fingered in the bum

While they were fooling around his girlfriend unexpectedly Koi Ponded him.

by Squarrington May 25, 2010

Pondy

A mixture of Alcohol and Water Features.
To Be Drunk.

"Dude, 4 beers and he's going Pondy!"

by Hugh Finney October 20, 2003

ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

by . May 25, 2006

pondelisian

pondelisian is a synonym for good looking, super charming, and all around fantastic.

-That Brad Pitt is awfully suave
-I agree! I might go so far to say he is pondelisian!

by a different person March 7, 2009

pondefecate

verb
The act of thinking when performed by an asshat. (see asshat for further definition)

Originally inspired in observation of Sarah Palin.

You could really see the asshat pondefecate over that question.

Sarah Palin winked, then squinted in pondefecation.

by argylestyle July 20, 2010

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012