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Platonic Friend

You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency , break open glass!
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
by FreshOrange October 15, 2018
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platony

Noun.

1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.

(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)
1. a. There is a severe lack of platony in their relationship.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.

2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.

3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.
by Katie Alice July 27, 2006
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platonic maki

n. A semi-regular sushi date with a friend of the opposite sex you would totally get with but has a boyfriend.
"Have you eaten yet?"
"No, but I'm grabbing dinner with Jessica"
"Ah, a little platonic maki action..."
by spicy_tuna February 20, 2009
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Stourbridge platoon

A bunch of thieving cadets
Who enjoy deez nuts
Damn those Stourbridge platoon cadets keep stealing our drill manuals
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platonic fucking

A male and female having sex out of friendship rather than sexual interest.
I want some platonic fucking. We'll fuck, but not in a sexual way.
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Plutito

A large interstellar hunk of minerals with an orbital path that is considered too small for our arbitrary definition of "planet."
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing, because Plutitos fuck up mnemonic devices in the worst way.
by Memphis Jay March 4, 2008
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plutoid

Celestial bodies in orbit around the sun at a distance greater than that of Neptune that have sufficient mass for their self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that they assume a hydrostatic equilibrium (near-spherical) shape, and that have not cleared the neighborhood around their orbit.
Person 1: "So what are some plutoids?"
Person 2: " Pluto and Eris are the only known plutoids. Ceres is between Mars and Jupiter, so it is NOT a plutoid."
Person 1: "Whatever. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) is crazy anyway. Who uses this stuff?"
by Dante's Inferno June 12, 2008
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