Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010

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Peni

A word used to collectivize a number of multiple penis's. Usually used in reference to two or more of a male's appendage.

Jess encountered 9 peni while performing the Spastic Eagle at Fairbridge

by McNever January 14, 2009

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peni

peni a noun meaning small penis

he has a peni.

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Penia

Pronounced 'Pen-ee-ah'
A term to describe a male wearing extremely tight jeans, which makes his manly areas looks particulary large.

Person one: 'i was watching bounce the other day, and realised that joe jonas had a rather large penia.'
Person two: 'oh really? like a full blown penia, or just a small one?'
Person one: 'Full blown, mahusive penia.'

by AlitheDaft December 1, 2009

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Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

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