Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.
A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
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The members include, Darrin Criss, Joe Walker, Meredith Stepien, Joey Richter, Joe Moses, Lauren Lopez and Brian Holden. There are many more but these are the major contributors. Look them up on the YouTube!
The members include, Darrin Criss, Joe Walker, Meredith Stepien, Joey Richter, Joe Moses, Lauren Lopez and Brian Holden. There are many more but these are the major contributors. Look them up on the YouTube!
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Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)
Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)
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"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"
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