Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 05, 2023

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed April 16, 2018

oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021