Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!

Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!

by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.

"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."

by Reemster October 3, 2014

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.

Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.

by Gncna April 6, 2018

Office-speak

I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!

Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!

by Valteena July 10, 2021