october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

October 23

National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf

On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.

by Ganggangchickenwang2313 October 21, 2019

October 22

Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J

Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J

by Gjskqoqkejfjajalqodjbxnak October 21, 2019

October 22

National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.

"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"

by hewhomstwatches October 21, 2019

October 23rd

Ask out who you’ve been shipped with! 💗

Omg I ship that girl Maggie with Joey! Well I guess in October 23rd one of them needs to ask the other out!

by Lilololllll October 21, 2019

October 23

National wheat beating day

Beat wheat on this day

"Hey bro just found a wheat field. Wanna beat?"
"sorry bro that's a bit weird"
"It's October 23rd don't worry man"
"oh ok cool let's beat"

by mbruh October 22, 2019

October 22nd

22nd day of October

national fast food day

"Bro, it's October 22nd today, but I have to work out."
"Come on, it's NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY! Let's go!"
"You know what, whatever let's g."

by GrainManJuice October 22, 2019