crusty octopus

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.

Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.

by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017

9th October

National show of your best friends day!

9th October!! A day where you make a post showing off your most trustworthy and real friends!

by Klara may October 8, 2021

October 4

Latinas who like cafeterias are born on this day. The best people are born on this day. They usually are spicy and fierce

Your born on October 4th?! Damn you must be hot and Latina

by Bigmama2003 October 16, 2019

October 14

Kick a thot

Oh it’s October 14 I’ll go kick that thot over there

by Ahaha nibba October 13, 2019

October 25

It’s October 25 you know what that means? Tell your crush you like them day!

Did you know October 25 is y’all yo crush I like you day? Well I like you

by Elizabeth Allison October 13, 2019

October 24

October 24 is MY FUCKING BDAY WHICH IS IN 8 DAYS SO PLEASE "ONE LIKE= ONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH" thanks <333

"oh today's october 24
"OH SHIT IT'S CORNELIAS BDAY"

by corneliasaclownbutnotreally October 16, 2019

October 27

National eat the booty like groceries day

October 27 is the 300th day of the year so celebrate by eatin booty.

by Jackyboomememantiktok October 13, 2019