musk

The aroma left after man sex.

We could tell by the musk in the room that steve and justin had been going at it.

by Canadian November 8, 2003

munky dog

Bunch of goth wankers posh aswel because they are abingdon boys

munky dog is gay. they are wanker

by Osama bin Laden 2 October 3, 2006

the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

Muskel

Muscles with fat covering it on the outside; flabby muscles.

After a year of binging, Pete's no longer had those defining muscles in his arms but muskels instead.

by kchong December 10, 2009

Murky

slang name for dirty water, usually used to describe sluts or girls that "get around"

"did you see murky today?"
"No, she's probably fucking critter in the music building."

by rachelll1234 May 23, 2009

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018