Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!
by BushyBikiniLine June 7, 2021

by rubyhoshino July 4, 2024

by scotty Ellsworth June 4, 2020

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.
person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".
Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".
Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".
by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

by trikkid January 13, 2017
