Flesh Mitten

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

Milton, MA

What might be the most boring town you could ever encounter in your entire life. The only remotely good thing to do here is go to the high school football games, and go down the square, the main hangout. You can also go to the woods if your a drinker/smoker. The high school is retarded, kids smoking and getting blown in the bathroom. The middle school is full of little boys who think they are tough, and slutty girls who think what they want is sex. We were voted the most Irish community in the United States a few years back, and almost everyone has a Boston accent.

"Wow, dude, i can't believe i live here in Milton, MA. I'm dropping out and moving to Boston."

by KFlavin October 12, 2006

Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011

dirty milton

He’s half human half poodle, has corny hair and flat ass. He thinks he’s funny but his only characteristics are the fact that he has a funny Swedish accent. He’s dumb.

Me- wait who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer!
Alice- omg it was dirty milton

by Mencanlovecatstoo July 2, 2020