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The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.
Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."

Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."

Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
Michael by An angry boy August 3, 2011
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Weirdest person on the planet and steals peoples phones!!!
Michael stole my phone!
Michael by cool kid 1237684806504 December 28, 2011
"That guy right there, is a total Michael"
"Oh so he's a cunt"
michael by randoguy June 12, 2016
Gayyy he will fucking suck ya dick for free
"No michael stay away from my dick"
You cant suck it for nothing
Michael by Shellyukwhodisis January 22, 2018
Slang for weed. To be used when discretion is necessary.
yo we gonna kick it with michael tonight?
Piece of shitttt
Michael sucks
Michael by Handle handle December 20, 2017
a person with a 100000000 inch dick
your a michael
michael by ranel fucktard November 21, 2017