Michael

Michael is a bitch
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Michael

Major fuck boy with a pimply face
Michael fucked Colten's girlfriend.
by Suck on Deez Nutz October 9, 2016
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Michael

A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.
Michael is a loser.
by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017
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Michael

1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael

Guy2: yeah he is an asshole
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Michael

A strong independent black women who doesnt need a man
Wow michael, youre so independent and totally dont need a man
by imnotcarl October 17, 2017
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Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
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Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael
by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018
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