Derk Magurk

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two

"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"

by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

MASS MAURADERS

1-When a big group /mass of people try and move in one way

2-When your taking a big long shit is also a mass maurader

3- When you mass text as in send multiple txt to a single individual

1.Let's just "MASS MAURADERS"
the party
2.Dude i just took the biggest "MASS MAURADERS"
3. Dude she didnt message me back ...."MASS MAURADERS"
the bitch

by china B December 13, 2010

Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age

I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.

by IAmTBH May 5, 2012

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 3, 2014

Joe Madura

A sexual innuendo; to burrow ones face in two cheeks and eat the ass like swine eating slop from a trough

She looks so good in yoga pants I wanna go Joe Madura on that ass

by Squidura May 6, 2015

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016