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Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.
I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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Le Monkey Day

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.
Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day
by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019
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Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020
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Overthink Monkey brain

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane
People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube
by Snotcore February 12, 2023
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Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009
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Egyptian Howler Monkey

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...
by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015
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African fruit monkey

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)
Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.
by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016
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