National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

You make about as much sense as Malinda

By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).

You make about as much sense as Malinda!

by The Great Bulletproof Duck October 18, 2023

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Slow it down make it bouncy

Slow it down make it bouncy.

Es ist kein einfaches Wort oder nur ein Sinnloser Satz,

es ist eine Lebenseinstellung.

Nimm diese Weisheit mit in dein zukünftiges leben, und nie wird dir an irgendetwas mangeln.

höre Slow it down make it bouncy
fühle Slow it down make it bouncy
WERDE Slow it down make it bouncy

darauf das deine Slow it down make it Bouncy-heit dir immer beistehen wird.

Der Shorty in blue meint "Slow it down make it bouncy", der Shorty in blue ist unser wahrer Captain. höre auf ihn. Also los. Slow it down make it bouncy

Yuyu superior.

by AvarageKpopStanHEHEHE January 10, 2024

slow it down make it bouncy

very inspiring and beautiful words by ateez

slow it down make it bouncy jigeumbuteo fly

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ May 1, 2025

Stop trying to make your point

This has nothing to do with asking.

Hym "So stop trying to make your point at me. I'm not going to and don't have to let you hold this over my head in exchange for compliance and if it's worth less than your kids life you can't possibly make an exchange that would benefit me enough to justify allowing you to control how I problem solve. You're being obtuse about asking for thing and I'm not going to indulge you. You want me to do something else and this isn't about what you want and I'm not going to let you turn this into 'Hym does what I want and gets rewarded or Hym does what Hym wants and gets punished.' And THAT is what you are trying to turn this into."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025