Lotus

Professional Rocket League player that's secretly noncing on small children

A kid went missing in Stoke the other day, must have been Lotus

by PooPoo69.420 January 6, 2020

Lotus

A smol loving boi who was vibe checked by blue fire

Lotus is a very good boy. Fuckin blaze. Ruinin our vibe -totally not opus

by Totally not opus February 2, 2020

LOPs

Awkwardly large, over-Botoxed lips; derived from, "Lips O' Plenty."

Damn, if her LOPs were any bigger, she'd need to fly south for the winter.

by Mediarazzi March 2, 2020

lupus-coloured

The apparent shade of a person's face when viewed in heavy crimson light; similar in shade to the flower of the lupine plant.

"Shifts might come and go, one lupus-coloured face give place to another;" (Brave New World, Chapter 3)

by CFjohnny55 April 11, 2020

Loposaurus

An old ass dumbass - derivative of the word Lop, referring to an older person whos intelligence is significantly too "jurassic" to adapt modernized discussions.

"haha that loposaurus still thinks the word gay is offensive"

by Thyartisnick April 15, 2020

Lousiana Postcard

When your boy in another state bangs a got chick and mails you one of his pubes so you can smell her mung.

I finally nailed Karen, so I mailed Jerry a Lousiana Postcard as evidence.

by Cramuel L. Jackson April 16, 2020

Lopasaurus

To be a lop (prefix) one who hangs loosely or limply; to droop, combines with saurus, forming genus names of reptiles. Lizards are known to be fairly sluggish in nature. A very lazy and sluggish person.

I have been a lopasaurus lately, hella fat and just been lazy.

by Bobochino June 25, 2020