lavantae

A big booty girl who is loyal and is a bad bitch you fuck with her you is likely getting your self killed so will her best friend Kyla she will go hard behind lavantae

Carlino was calling lavantae a “bitch” and almost got his ass killed by her and her best friend Kyla

by Taetaepat October 22, 2019

LavaPancakes

The official owner of twitch streamer LosPollosTV second best troll behind moobtubetv, a playboy who has a lot of sex

Chat: Lavapancakes owns you
LosPollosTV: WTF MODS

by Peoejdnzn June 29, 2020

Lavars

Another word for being a cutie, stinky, and loveable person.

Aww. You're such a Lavars!

by wadewoofers April 20, 2021

Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Spy kids on LSD.

Person 1: hey did you see Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

Person 2: had to watch it with my kids. They loved it, but its actually a shitty ass kids movie that embarrased the likes of Taylor Lautner and George Lopez. It even makes Howard the Duck look badass!

by iwon'ttellumyname March 22, 2011

laval

Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of Montreal.

Noticed that Laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~400 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Patrick Roy (avalanche's ex-goaltender)
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)

1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?

by laurent December 10, 2005

Lavar Ball

G.O.A.T

Lavar Ball>Micheal Jordan

by Some real Ni🅱️🅱️a March 18, 2017

LaVar Ball

Born on October 23rd, 1968, LaVar Ball, father of the later we’ll known Lonzo Ball, LaMelo Ball, and LiAngelo Ball, had always been a cocky and arrogant boy. In grade school through high school, he had never been the best player, but his self esteem thought otherwise. During his next years in college LaVar tried out for the basketball team, making it in. After he finished off his years, he had averaged 2.2 points per game, and astonishing low. Years later he married Tina Ball, who later birthed heir first son Lonzo Ball on 1997, birthing their second LiAngelo Ball I n 1998, and a couple years later the youngest LaMelo Ball, born in 2001. After his sons entered he college of UCLA, he began to have his sons make astonishing shots during UCLA basketball games, being very skilled in the art. Exploiting his son’s potential, he has pens up the Big Baller Brand, also refer as the BBB, as shown on one of his many branded shirts he commonly styles at any public event. LaVar later goes on to make claims as his sons being the GOAT. Many bold claims later, Lonzo is drafted to the Los Angles Lakers, making a first round second pick; falling behind Markelle Fultz, who was drafted for the 76ers. Later on they open up their own television show titled “Ball Family.” In most sense he is a complete idiot and is lucky to have actual good kids, besides their jumpshot.

Harvey: Have you even SEEN LaVar’ Ball’s jumpshot? No wonder his kids shoot like total moron.
😭👌😎💯LaVar Ball fan follower retard:💯😂👌😂 Bruh deadass his shot form is on point my nigga fuck you mean?

by Just helping out. November 22, 2017