lp

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

by Camo-Kun August 27, 2003

Slim Shady LP

Actualy the 3rd album droped by eminem, alot diferent from his last 2, infinite, and the slim shady ep which are alot better.

infinite is better than slim shady lp

by Bonez Chicken March 30, 2005

Louisiana Pancake (LP)

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.

Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!

by theoneandonlykate October 24, 2008

1qazxcvbnm,lp-098765432wsdfghjkoiuytre

the supreme pinnacle of boredom where the bored-ee types in a spiral slowly as they fall into a pit of insanity

person 1: hey, who are you?
person 2:1qazxcvbnm,lp-098765432wsdfghjkoiuytre
person 1: 911? yes please help me

by natsirtium March 23, 2023

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When you're so goddamn bored you start typing your entire keyboard from bottom left to top right. This usually occurs after typing qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ and sometimes zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p

This class is so fucking boring... uhh qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimko,lp.;/'

by feesh01 September 6, 2023

Slim Shady LP

First album dropped by rap artist, Eminem.

I like that first song on the Slim Shady LP!

by Beedub September 8, 2003

h@lp

please help there is someone trying to kill me
(its my depression)

h@lp
Skoll is trying to kill meh

by MEMER!@1234567890 April 2, 2019