Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

AR-Kansas

What southerns don’t want to hear

This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN

by INFIRESMAN February 6, 2019

kansas

so so so so sexy of a male

damn he is a kansas

by DreamCatcher43 February 24, 2017

Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud

I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Kansas Smackdown

While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.

My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.

by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed

Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.

by Kansas kids February 11, 2020